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posted 54 minutes ago with 59045 notes | © / via

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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azaras-spirit:

sylus08:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

are you fuckign kiddign me? i can’t belive this is a real thing. what the fuck world. 

TIMES LIKE THESE I’M ASHAMED OF THE WORLD I’M LIVING IN

posted 2 hours ago with 109533 notes | © / via

azaras-spirit:

consulting-meerkat:

sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:

outofthecavern:

I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.

everything is awesome and nothing hurts

I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.

DISNEYLAND.

THIS IS THE GREATEST GIF SET ON TUMBLR

(Source: oowllovee)

posted 3 hours ago with 399408 notes | © / via
blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess

I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY!!! 
IMAGINE DOING THE FUCKING CAVES
OMG
AND IMAGINE RIDING THE BICYCLES. 

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

hybridblood:

thewomanfromitaly:

anukii:

uniquelyevil:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Fuck no

Oh shittttt

DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT

imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess

I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY!!! 

IMAGINE DOING THE FUCKING CAVES

OMG

AND IMAGINE RIDING THE BICYCLES. 

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
posted 3 hours ago with 112364 notes | © / via

frigandier:

coven-of-the-articulate:

I’ve seen a lot of fan art and this is one of the best sets I’ve seen :O 

DAMN GOOD go check out e-rr-a.deviantart.com

(Source: sociopatiaparaprincipiantes)

posted 3 hours ago with 22259 notes | © / via
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

posted 3 hours ago with 8284 notes | © / via